my parents met because they both cut school one day their senior year to go watch the new star trek movie.
(Source: tribblesandseaturtles, via crotchner)
i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen
that’s a good question
struck by a thunder oh my god
HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY
um
well then
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK
i don’t even need to say anything else
(via consultingsuperhusbands)
i thought it was sexting but no
it’s an invitation
it’s a booty call
woohooty call
(via hikotherat)
When people say my OTP isn’t real.
Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this.
Accurate.
Wait you can use this one afterwards:
(Source: kpoporgtfo, via captaindiamond)
