shesdonejim:

daydreambeliever123:

my parents met because they both cut school one day their senior year to go watch the new star trek movie.

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(Source: tribblesandseaturtles, via crotchner)

nogoodturkey:

i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen

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that’s a good question

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struck by a thunder oh my god

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HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY

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um

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well then

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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK

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i don’t even need to say anything else

(via consultingsuperhusbands)

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic


(via littleredcourtneywolf)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

elysiansunshines:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

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i thought it was sexting but no

it’s an invitation

it’s a booty call

woohooty call

(via hikotherat)

When people say my OTP isn’t real.

thegabbers:

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Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this. 

Accurate.

Wait you can use this one afterwards:

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(Source: kpoporgtfo, via captaindiamond)