my parents met because they both cut school one day their senior year to go watch the new star trek movie.
i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen
that’s a good question
struck by a thunder oh my god
HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK
i don’t even need to say anything else
i thought it was sexting but no
it’s an invitation
it’s a booty call
When people say my OTP isn’t real.
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